MY POEM…IT’S A TURKEY!

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Happy Thanksgiving everyone.  I know  you cannot wait to sample my latest poem dedicated to this turkey of a holiday, but first we have some housekeeping to take care of—the Great Book Giveaway!  All those who left a “like” on my last posting were eligible to win a full set of seven of my books–available as a grouping nowhere else on earth but here.  All the names were typed out on slips of paper which were then folded and placed in my Cubs baseball cap.  The beautiful and fully ethical Rosemarie then reached in and pulled out one slip of paper.  And the name on that paper was….was…was… Michael Woulfe!  Congratulations Mike.  You now have a complete collection of table wobbler stoppers.  Just put any book under the short leg of a wobbly table and your tilted lifestyle is forever gone.  Please send me your mailing address to kuhnhome@bellsouth.net.  And now….

                                     Ode to Tom

What can I say? This is never a good time for me.

It is what it is. It is what is meant to be.

Try as I might I cannot escape the inevitable.

There’s no stopping it; it’s uncontrollable.

In some ways I should actually be content.

After all, everyone knows I’m the main event.

No doubt there will be the usual crowd

And when they see me, they’ll cheer out loud.

They’ll spent all day tending to my every need

And I always give in because I’ve got mouths to feed.

They all know I’m there not just for the gravy.

Still, they’ll stuff my pockets, all of them maybe.

There’s others things, too, they’ll bring to the table.

Oh I know they can dish it out, as much as they’re able.

And no matter how you slice it, I just go to pieces.

Keeping everyone smiling, from grandfathers to nieces.

It’s a family affair so things could get quirky.

If it weren’t for me, the Thanksgiving Day turkey.

*****

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About Marc Kuhn

I am a retired radio exec. I've worked at major stations in Philadelphia, Washington, D.C. and Miami. That was then. This is now: I've published seven books and this blog thingy. Need to know more? Really? Okay, I bare/bear all at http://marckuhn.com The other links are for the websites of each of the books I've written. I've been busy! Hope you'll stop by and check them out. Thanks for your interest!
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3 Responses to MY POEM…IT’S A TURKEY!

  1. Ben says:

    Adam Sandler could set this to music.

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  2. Marc Kuhn says:

    Ronna…you know you’ve got connections! Have fun on the west coast and we’ll see you guys when you get free.

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  3. Ronna Wolfe Gershberg says:

    Oh my, am I pissed!! ….half of those books would have been mine!! Love the poem….love yo guys. Have a good Holiday. See you when we return from Clearwater. xoxo

    Ronna Woulfe Gershberg woulfe design group 3245 St. Charles Place Boca Raton, FL 33434 561.699.HOME (4663) – Cell 561.995.8767 – Fax woulfedesign@comcast.net http://www.woulfedesign.com

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