Monthly Archives: March 2015

ONE FOR HUMANITY…AND MY NEIGHBORS!

  I will keep this short and sweet because that is exactly how it went down.  When we last left the dramatic saga of my wife and me vs. the Homeowners’ Association regarding our refusal to add a third color … Continue reading

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WHEN NOTHING HAPPENS IS A GOOD THING!

Back in February my wife and I committed an unconscionable offense to the community in which we’ve lived for over 18 years.  Blame it on our senility I guess.  Old people simply can’t be held responsible for their actions.  So … Continue reading

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CHECK TIME

My wife and I have been recycled back to the time when we first got married and began raising a family.  Back then we did not make a lot of money so we were always very frugal and constantly making … Continue reading

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THE UNCANNY SIMILARITIES IN THE PROCESSES of DIETING AND DIVORCE

“So how’s the diet going?” you ask.  Well, I’ve been thinking about it a lot.  And for those who follow this blog regularly, you know when I get to thinking that’s when things get weird.  This time is no different.  … Continue reading

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So how goes the diet?  It’s beginning to wear on me a bit.  I can just imagine how awful the process must be for those who do it regularly or have to do it forever.  I’m good for a while … Continue reading

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MY DEAD FROG

I don’t know from where it came or why, but somewhere in my mental travels this afternoon I thought about my frog…my dead frog.  Stay with me on this; there’s a little here to chew on. When I was in junior high (what … Continue reading

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