The Christmas tree is finally up, yep it’s all done.
It’s a nice round fat one and it weighs a ton.
I put on all the lights, making sure they’re all lit
Then waited for the grandkids to come to decorate it.
So tonight they came to our christmas tree bash.
A few balls were casualties, to the floor they’d crash.
But not to worry, I replenish the supply every year
A few ornaments never make it; that’s normal I fear.
So now it’s sit back and wait until the big day comes
While the credit cards grow to astronomical sums.
I guess Santa appreciates seeing all the Christmas trees,
But I have a feeling he’d ask for fewer cookies, please.