I think I have blog block, which is akin to writer’s block I guess.
All I know is that I’ve run out of steam; my mind’s a mess.
I mean look at my past few blogs—for God’s sake, underwear!
Is that all I can think of writing about? It’s like I don’t even care.
I sat here this morning trying to write something with some style,
But all I did was stare at the monitor and keyboard for awhile.
Then I came up with an excuse to go forage in the kitchen
But even a slice of apple pie didn’t put a stop to my bitchin’.
Yep, I’ve got a lot to say about how I have nothing to say
And that’s exactly why my blog hasn’t been updated today.
I know it’s just a matter of time and I’ll be back on track.
Usually the side of my head just needs a healthy whack.
Until then you’ll all be stuck with underwear and such,
My brain is spent right now; what’s left is nothin’ much.