God punished me. He read my last blog, the one where I flaunt the nice “winter” weather here in South Florida while the rest of you in the colder climes suffer bitter temps and inches of the white fluffy stuff. Flaunting is not a good thing. Humility is. I should have been less flaunt and more hume. So God punished me. Yep, he opened up a seam somewhere along the roof flashing on my house and last night it poured for a good long hour or more. The water found the opening and worked its way inside, meandering all through the rafters and walls and eventually dripping out of the ceiling in my garage. Yes, I am thankful it was in the garage and not in an inside room.
So the moral of the story here is this. It’s not nice to make fun of those who suffer. I guess to make amends I should invite all my cold friends to come visit me and enjoy the nice warm, mostly sunny Florida weather. I’ll set up beds in the garage, ok?