I was sitting in my thinking chair the other day. I’ve told you about my thinking chair before. It’s the one on my back patio that faces the canal with all the worldly creatures. Anyway, I was sitting there…thinking, and all kinds of questions started erupting for which I had no real answers. Maybe you do…
…If one is light-hearted, do you glow in the dark?
…If a young lady tells a young man he’s all hands, should he get a grip?
…When a detective retires, does he become clueless?
…If you have a bad cold is that worse than having a good one?
…If the F-bomb is dropped can that lead to spermal nuclear war?
…If everything that happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…won’t the place eventually fill up?
…Why does fasting always seem to take so long?
…If you have the blues, can you still see red?
…If you’re called a half-wit do you tell just the first or last part of the joke?
…If you live in the outback, does your house have an outfront?
…If you lower your sunglasses does that mean you’ve pulled down the shades?
…If your mother’s in law, how do you tell her apart from your spouse’s mother?
…If diamonds are forever, and a girl’s best friend, are they the ultimate bff?
…Does everything but the kitchen sink fall into a sinkhole?
…If a tree makes a sound, has it fallen?
…If you sell origami what happens if your business folds?
…If love is blind can it still be at first sight?
…If you harbor bad thoughts, can you drown them…or is your thinking all wet?
…Why do bunnies look so cute if all they have are hare-raising experiences?