NOTHING LIKE TEENAGE HYSTERIA!

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I have had two granddaughters staying with us this week.  They had exceptionally good (translation: outrageously expensive!) tickets to see One Direction at the arena that is only a few minutes from here.  One Direction, for those who may have been locked in a suitcase for the past two years, is a Brit boy band akin to the Beatles way back when.  As did the Beatles, these young lads have the ability to rev up and rile teenage girls’ hormones into a frenzy beyond belief.

The boys arrived in South Florida a few days prior to their concert and my two young ladies immediately went into stalk mode.  They have been to the boys’ hotel and to several locations they have been rumored to have been sighted.  Their noses have been plastered to their cells phones as they exchange messages and pictures with a gazillion other girls all doing the same thing.  I am impressed with their clandestine accuracy and ability to tract the maneuvers of each individual boy and pretty much know exactly where each is when.  The CIA should take note.  Maybe the Department of Homeland Security needs to enlist this teary eyed, super hyper entourage of teenage commandos.

I can imagine a legion of these kids launched as a defensive mechanism constantly scanning the horizon for terrorist activity.  Can’t you just see them—a loosely disciplined mass of hyped up adrenaline, overdone makeup and bizarre hairdos all similarly dressed in high-top sneakers and pink camouflage fatigues.  Their mission as first-reactors would be to do what they do best:  screech in high pitched decibels alerting the countryside that the target has been precisely located and identified.  I don’t know about you, but my homeland feels more secure already.

While I ponder all this, it is now past 10 o’clock on the morning after the great concert.  My two recruits are fast asleep after texting away well into the wee hours comparing data with just about everyone else who attended the concert and needed to expel the bountiful euphoria pulsing from every pore for hours afterwards.  They warned me that One Direction concerts are serious events and extremely exhaustive.  They said they may have to spend the entire day in bed…it’s very typical, I was told, of what they are going through at the moment.   What’s that you ask?  Well, according to them, it is referred to as PCD…Post Concert Depression.  I sense a weakness in homeland security.

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Books by Marc Kuhn: THE POPE’S STONE, an historical novel that follows two descendants of a Virginia family who, despite living a century apart, share uncanny similarities in their lives; NEVER GOOSE A MOOSE, a collection of whimsical verse featuring thought-provoking “never-do’s” that children should beware of; and ABOUT A FARM, a children’s book about challenges we all face every day, regardless of where we live.  All three books are available at amazon.com and each has its own .com website under its title.

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About Marc Kuhn

I am a retired radio exec. I've worked at major stations in Philadelphia, Washington, D.C. and Miami. That was then. This is now: I've published seven books and this blog thingy. Need to know more? Really? Okay, I bare/bear all at http://marckuhn.com The other links are for the websites of each of the books I've written. I've been busy! Hope you'll stop by and check them out. Thanks for your interest!
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2 Responses to NOTHING LIKE TEENAGE HYSTERIA!

  1. 최다해 gongjumonica says:

    Oh my! your other gdaughters are really hyper on music and pop culture! I am not a fan of One Direction, Gpop, but maybe I will also act like that if it’s Harry Potter. 🙂

    Here’s my new site: http://gongjumonica.com/

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  2. Leonor L Torres says:

    Very funny and accurate…

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